
This is maaaaaadnesssss. More to come as the night progresses.
The dalliances of a single chick (and her fantastic friends) in Phoenix documented for your reading pleasure. The quotes featured on this site are anonymous and always will be - SO DON'T ASK!
Not so funny today, but so very true:
"The sad waste of it is that Laura Bush is no vacant acessory, no pork rind philistine pretending to be interested only in NASCAR...but a woman of intelligence who has allowed herself to become a repository of political talking points wheeled around like a painted urn."
-James Wolcott, Vanity Fair April 2006
Let me just say...if I discovered my significant other had a myspace profile with ex-girlfriends and um...professional "models" as their "friends" I would not be um...."in a relationship" anymore. Thankfully that's not me.
"Oh you think the two of you may have kissed? Yeah I think I may have seen a picture or twoof that."
I didn't want to like this song (I really really didn't) and even still I don't want to post the title because it doesn't have any relevance to the verse I am referring to. This pretty much sums it up folks:
You half and half and mixed girls I know what the battle be
Everytime you go out it’s “what’s your nationality?”
Everybody always wanna dig up in your background
“You don’t look ...” now how does that sound?
“I couldn’t tell you were ...”
Oh is that right?
Do you take it as a compliment or start up a fight?
Venezuelan and Indian ‘Rican and Dominican Japanese and Portugese quarter of
Brazilian Hawaiian and Korean Black and Pinay
I could find out later it don’t matter you’re fly
It don’t really make a difference to most of us guys
We just need an excuse to get close and say hi
I know they call you stuck up, you think you’re too pretty
Spreadin’ rumors about you all throughout the city
So much attention so many haters
But don’t be bitter you’ll be better for it later

This hand cream is perfect in both scent and consistency. It provides moisture and absorbs nicely. Ylang ylang is the only scent (out of dozens they offer) that I found subtle enough to select. All this AND the 4 oz bottle is less than $5! Unfortunately, Missha (a Korean beauty company) is only availabe in New York at this time, with 2 storefronts last time I checked. Be on the lookout ladies!
"Mom that's rude her mom is having cancer or something"
"You're always one drink ahead of me"
"...you know...somethings not quite White about him"
"I love you in that little red jacket" (bartender to old man)
"I knew she had an operation, like a hysterectomy or an abortion"
"You'll have the best skin and hair"

I love Spring, it's my second favorite season (a runner up to Fall). The daffodils at Trader Joe's make the season even better.

Come on. They just don't mix. This little terror just ruined a perfectly good dispenser full of toothpicks (yes, he took them out) with his grubby kid hands. All this while his parents sip their apres kid soccer match beers a few feet away....