"Those girls have been rode hard and put up wet!" "oh my god I'm totally using that line!"

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"I don't like getting sober. You need to more get drunker!"

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"She is bull and I'm shit. And you're not getting a cigarette!"

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"That's going on the Blog. Out of spite!"

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"He's totally cute...someone I would want to date"

"I may tell you something that will make you say no".

"Uh oh...'Poor'"!

"No but I'm totally blogging that!"
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"you're so pretty. Are you Hawaiian?"

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"Were six degrees of Kevin bacon. No were six degrees of separation"

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"You must be drunk because your name is so brrr!"

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"I know I'm 5'9", 160 lb and white but I still know Friday like the back of my hand"

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"This drink doesnt taste right.""Sorry we don't have Ginger Ale. We fake it with Coke and Sprite"

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