"he's cute!" "too bad he's a freak!" "well just when he drinks and mixes his pills..."

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"how do you spell cheeto?" "why, because now you're all vegan and can't spell cheeto?"

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"no ashing on the dolce!" "don't put your dolce in my ash!"

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"I'm gonna text (female name). She may even know his wife. Intimately." "not like you know some people's wives intimately, but yeah."

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"Oh you think you're shaking your head now...you better stretch!"

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"'you're fishing for compliments and I'm not a trout.' this came out of my mouth last night."

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"oh you're a football player? That's nice, do you play any other sports like tennis or soccer?"

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"We are not going in we are going to stand outside. And promote various liquors"

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"we are not going in we are just going to stand outside and promote various liquors"

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" Only one bite my dress is skin tight!" "yeah that is funny! Except we had 3 bites but that's ok because it doesn't rhyme as well"

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"what qualifies lil' mama to judge a dance show? Her lip gloss must be poppin to an 8 count"

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