"I have a boyfriend I'm not an idiot." "That's the problem you have a boyfriend so you're an idiot"

"Eve's on Glee tonight! I'm like, shawty what your name is, gurl!"

Nothing makes me more sentimental than siblings singing an inside song together

Whatever floats his boat. I only have five bucks.

Whatever floats his boat. I only have five bucks.

If the door is locked and the lights are off, you need to find another bathroom"

"let's toast to...Infinity and Beyond!"

"My arms are already sore. Biceps to be exact." "Ugh, my life is sore."