"you're Mexican ok. May I have the camera?"

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"Happy Birthday!" "Thanks I hope I get lucky"

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"what, did he ask you your ethnicity?"

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"I have tourette's you fucking cunt!"

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"That is such a turn off. That would make me dry up like the Sahara"

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"you're splashing everywhere. Nobody likes you. Blech!!!"

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"I'm saving that region for another region of my life"

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"hello! Soy drunk girl!"

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"What if you were locked in the trunk of a car and you needed a light?"

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"I obviously felt like I needed new shoes. Like when you get hungry you go to the refrigerator to eat"

"I don't know what you just said, but thank you!"

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"you're not even going to remember this tomorrow I hate having fun with you"

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"He needs to learn how to say 'no gracias'"

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"So that's Maryland? And we are where yland?"

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"you came over on the mayflower your are not exotic"

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"they all want me to be Kimora Lee. She's so east coast"

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"I'm a professional self photographer"

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"Stop it! People are going to start thinking you're Oprah and I'm Gayle!"

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"I don't hear bongos but the meat is really good"

"you're my new best friend. Call me every 5 minutes!"

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"I'm not working. I'm in a cocktail dress"

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"God I'm so fucking photogenic it hurts"

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"he's the one over there hugging...without a chin"

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"once you go blackberry you'll never go back berry"

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Quote of the Day

Person 1: "Your shirt makes me dizzy" Person 2: "Eat something"

"If she had a shoe fetish I’d certainly be giving her enough lettuce"

"I have one more question. Why do you always have to be like a bitch all the time?"

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"Nothing says Italian like an Aloha shirt"

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"spicy meatball? That is so racist!"

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"I can't wait to watch you eat it. Do you like Dinty Moore?"

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"My brother is so conceited. Mama don't I look good in this picture?"

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