"In line with drunky"
"Remember how you said I should date a doctor..."
"We didn't talk about anything except gym bacteria"
"Where am I posta vote?"
"Yeah, foochie fab!"
"Hahahaha so burby!"
"Someone stole (girl's name)'s credit card and charged a $7,000
facelift!"
"The worst part is the cute guy that I think I gave my wrong number to"
"I am in the basement"
"I don't know what a gif card is, or what a malk is, but yeah, that
sounds like a decent idea."
"Are you the tutor or the tutee?"
"You are such a c-unit!"
And finally....
"If a big fat man comes to your house in the middle of the night and
stuffs you in a bag, don't freak out. I told Santa I wanted you for
Christmas"
In the words of someone in the great state o' Texas, "happy holidays
y'all!"
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