"You're cursing up a storm today. I see the cursing clouds on the horizon." "Yeah, if I had Tourette's I'd be Rain Man."

About a man with a flask: "He's a keeper." "He's the keeper of my vodka"

He needs to take sado masochism 101!

They're called a "band" but I doubt they play any instruments. They probably don't even know how to read.

Keep your legs and your options open ;)

"

We went from Hotel Rawanda to Hotel for Dogs.