"I can't remember who he is I need key words like half moon or older guy or big dick! "

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"Yeah true no hanging unless you're banging. I just made that up. I am so clever!"

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EDIT Conversation with dog with a ball. "Oh you wanna play? Oh ok wait you don't want to play. You're sending mixed messages. This is how rape happens!"

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"one more time but a little less down syndrome-y"

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"there was a child abducted in a scion? A scion?" "yeah I wonder if it was the box one? Black out the windows like a child molester van" " yeah a white econoline "

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"LORENA was making adobo? ok that's the 4th fobbiest thing I have heard you say all day"

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"between the 4 of us we almost make a full Filipino"

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About large penises: "you're poking things you're not supposed to be poking". "Like my heart."

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"you know i barely got DVD player working im not so techy unless it involves hacking"

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"women are getting the shaft in this store this season! Wait is that inappropriate? I'm not even sure what that means." "I think it just depends on the listener"

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"I'll tell someone my name is Bay. And my last name is Baybay"

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"I'm not high maintenance I eat happy meals bitch!"

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"Me either what? Sorry I delete texts in real time."

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Bad highlights. Naught, stripe-ey tacky highlights.

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"There's our bitchy hostess. We should trip her on our way out."

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"is it her job to be a bitch or something? I mean, come on she is a hostess at a chain restaurant wtf?"

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"I like being the camp counselor. I'm like 'come to my bunk!'"

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"I had sex with him but it doesn't count because he was already on the list. I'm recycling. Going green!"

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"well what if he had a gherkin dick?" "if his dick was different then we would be different"

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