"On way but have to stop at cobbler." "Haha, where are we? 19th century London? I have a chimney sweep coming Sunday. Maybe I need to brush up on my cockney"

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"Why would she ask for kosher salt? Maybe because because she is carrying one of those 'Designers-does-Target' bags"

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"There is no recliner allowed when marrying me. That's something you give up just like I give up fucking other men"

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