"The new beyoncé came out today. You're all indie hipster now maybe you don't even CARE :("

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"Some of those meth ads look lke American apparel ads! " "Haha! Both ads just make me want to loose weight and wear American apparel"

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"Plus that asshole behind me is driving a Chrysler. You KNOW he's a douchebag"

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"oh, she's blonde, she's at the Biltmore." "yeah they stuck us with the ug-ohs and Latina Tina Fey"

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"you're Blog's been weak lately" "hey! We're in a recession, ok?!"

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"yeah he's not a democrat. He's a dumbocrat!"

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