"It's like a Summer breeze and a final Summer for your liver!"

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"I fuck like a man and can't resist a big dick. Who am I?"

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"If you hate Hilary Clinton its because you were molested by a real estate agent or somethin"

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"Most Nicholes are crazy!"

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"I changed his name in my phone to 'I need space'"

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“a truth stretcher is a close relative to the liar"

"He needs to be choking and in need of a final sip of water while in a Cuban prison in order for me to call. "

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