"I am going to tell the sea witch that I'm super depressed and broke from losing my job and have therefore frozen my social calendar indefinitely."

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"Oh this is that drag shit." "You mean drift?" "Oh yeah!"

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"Obviously he upgraded". "Yeah and then he cancelled his service"

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"What's his last name? I haven't fucked anyone named Juan so you can tell me"

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"Yeah let me guess she said it was "fine" by the way fine is a 4 letter word "

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"This is the place to be on Friday nights. I read that in the bathroom."

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"No I wasn't dancing I just have a drinking problem"

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"Its not the marriage of marijuana and cocaine but its still a big deal"

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"do you drink do yousmoke? I can tell by your shoes and your purse you aint broke"

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"I am going to dunk my hair and get bunk in here and also “'go girl'!"