"My tibia is so small!" "I thought it was called a Tiburon?" "Not the car. I'm talking about my bone, you idiot!"

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"he's a really good drunk driver. He's had years of experience."

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"the restaurant was pricey.". "expensive? how much was it?" "well...I think the most expensive dish was 9 dollars...well pricey in college terms."

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"the restaurant was pricey.". "expensive? how much was it?" "well...I think the most expensive dish was 9 dollars...well pricey in college terms."

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"Hey do the iPhones come in Spanish?"

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"this dictionary has no words!"

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"I'll give you a dollar later shut the fuck up"

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