Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
"Um yeah. I just opened my Fortuna cookie and it said, 'call me biatch'"
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Sunday, February 17, 2008
Saturday, February 16, 2008
"Maybe we should take a bubble bath. I mean, not like a lesbian-y bubble bath. With our bathing suits on."
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
"It's a good thing he didn't nave to be 'Ahmed-i-vacked' when he got hurt!"
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Monday, February 11, 2008
Thursday, February 07, 2008
"you should tell him 'text the editor because you're looking at the predator'"
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008
"just tell him you will be his girlfriend. But tell him that you need an hour."
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Monday, February 04, 2008
"Glad I didn't get to hook up at her wedding." "Yeah. Glad you got to hook up at her bachelorette"
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Sunday, February 03, 2008
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Drunk speak: "That cracker was so damn good ut yated homemade! Wtf?! Where iz it from? "
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008
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